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Leaving your lover

There are many ways of leaving you lover…

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

The singer says there are 50 but only gives us 7 and not with much detail.

|section|Modern suggestion

Send her a text Mex

Change your status Gus

Block her calls Paul

Or get a new Sim

Change you twitter

No need to miss her

Forget about Bebo (we all have)
And let yourself go!|section|

Alternative options:

Play dead

Fake death

Actually die (extreme option)

|section|Or just talk it through and resolve your differences…Im sure she didnt mean to take the last doughnut!


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